I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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