found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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