Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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