I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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