Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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