Dual....:-)
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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