But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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