And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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