I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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