Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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