laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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