I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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