Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I need moral support for this bender
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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