Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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