He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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