Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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