Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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