could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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