Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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