im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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