do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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