question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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