just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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