You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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