I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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