And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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