I think I died a long time ago.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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