Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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