girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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