i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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