Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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