Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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