doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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