Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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