My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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