Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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