the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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