$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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