i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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