No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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