One girl and one boy is just not enough.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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