i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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