Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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