i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize
