I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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