There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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