when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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