I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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