I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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