I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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