just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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