Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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