she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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