i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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